Where’s a Man When You Need Him to Sniff Your Laptop? December 4, 2008Posted by Onely in "Against Love"...?, Everyday Happenings, Just Saying..
Tags: B.O., bad smells, cohabitation, dirty old man, lack of evidence, laptop sniffing, onely equals funny!, we love being single
My laptop smells like B.O.!!!!!
Seriously, and Christina doesn’t believe me. I called her just now to tell her this very strange fact but because we live a few hundred miles apart, she can’t smell for herself.
And we agreed: This is clearly a moment when a Oneler could use a “man.” Instead of having to *call* someone hundreds of miles away, I could demand that my “man” sniff my laptop! I would say, “Man, you come over here and sniff this damn laptop! NOW!”
But, come on and admit it… The story is hilarious, especially since it’s told instead of smelled… right?
My point? Being Onely makes everything funnier!!!
p.s. anyone ever heard of a laptop smelling like a dirty old man? This is definitely as bad as cohabiting…