We could teach Brad Pitt a thing or two December 27, 2008Posted by Onely in Food for Thought, Pop Culture: Scourge of the Onelys, We like. . ..
Tags: Brad Pitt, Make it Right, new orleans, people magazine, single
Just when I was beginning to feel a little bit like an underachiever, I found this bio. Check out the right sidebar, “Heart Monitor”. My man Brad has not been Onely since 1987! WtF? This is a man who flies planes, makes documentaries, does accents as well as AIDS activism, finances ecohousing for New Orleans, and could probably afford to buy Luxembourg, but he doesn’t have the experience of being single.
Granted, since puberty he probably has had so many women flocking, swooning, and drooling all over him that telling him, “Brad, at some point you might want to take some time to find yourself and learn to navigate the world as a Onely,” would have been like telling a drowning man, “Sir, you might want to avoid breathing the water”.
Copious Readers, do you know of other stunning celebrities who have been swept up in similar unending tides of coupledom? What do you think this says about them, and about us commoners?
(What’s with this funky line spacing all of a sudden?)