Comments on: Great Onelies in Real Time: Shanaz (YOUR RESPONSES REQUESTED) http://onely.org/2009/01/08/great-onelies-in-real-time-shanaz/ Fresh perspectives on living solo. Sat, 02 Jun 2012 00:39:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: onely http://onely.org/2009/01/08/great-onelies-in-real-time-shanaz/comment-page-1/#comment-402 Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:05:14 +0000 http://onely.org/?p=1098#comment-402 I got some *sorely, sorely* needed belly laughs out of “other people’s breasts confuse me” and “did you try them all?” and re-reads of the comments above those. Thanks Copious Readers. –CC

]]> By: Rachel http://onely.org/2009/01/08/great-onelies-in-real-time-shanaz/comment-page-1/#comment-398 Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:02:35 +0000 http://onely.org/?p=1098#comment-398 Haven’t found the right one yet:
* How about asking back “How do you know you found the right one? Did you try them all?”
* I have found the right ones: I have friends to go to the movies with, hiking and walking; I owe several books that are clearly the right ones to address issues I am interested in…
* I did find the right one! He looked great when I kicked him out.
* Sorry, I must’ve recycled the ad that announced the right one for me. (As if the person who is the Right One runs around with a sign “I am the One!”)
* I found the right one: Me!

Are you gay?
* Yes, thank you, I am very happy.
* If I were, why would that be important?

]]> By: Solomother http://onely.org/2009/01/08/great-onelies-in-real-time-shanaz/comment-page-1/#comment-393 Fri, 09 Jan 2009 02:58:31 +0000 http://onely.org/?p=1098#comment-393 LOL someone once made the mistake of saying I’d not met the right one yet. I launched into a very detailed, hysterical, and absolutely true list of the dozens and dozens and dozens of first dates I’ve been on… oh yeah, baby. Doms, subs, egomaniacs (that one really cracked me up because all his photos were straight on… you didn’t want to mention ‘profile pics’ in front of him because from the side? WOAH! Schnozz city). Desperate men, boring men, men who wanted a quick hookup, men who wanted to marry me sight unseen. And since my unfortunate victim had been so insensitive as to say, “Well, you just haven’t met the right one!” I forced him to listen to the whole. list.
He took it back.

LOL and when someone asked me if I was a lesbian, I put on the most earnest expression I could muster and said, “Oh, I’d love to be a lesbian, only… other peoples’ breasts confuse me.”

]]> By: onely http://onely.org/2009/01/08/great-onelies-in-real-time-shanaz/comment-page-1/#comment-392 Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:57:29 +0000 http://onely.org/?p=1098#comment-392 WHOA, Bobby, I think those booms I hear are the heads of heteronormaholes across the world, exploding. . . –CC = )

PS. I am sooo excited for someone to tell me I haven’t met the right person, just so I can use Alan’s rock line. . .

]]> By: bobby http://onely.org/2009/01/08/great-onelies-in-real-time-shanaz/comment-page-1/#comment-391 Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:55:22 +0000 http://onely.org/?p=1098#comment-391 Single=gay
Married=strait?

Where does that leave gay married couples? :)

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