Comments on: Funny Friday: Please Don’t Promise Me Forever

By: autonomous

autonomous — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:13:43 +0000

Hallmark= dumbchills.

By: Singletude: A Positive Blog for Singles

Singletude: A Positive Blog for Singles — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 09:29:12 +0000

If you haven’t already, you may also be interested in checking out SomeEcards.com for some really dry one-liners!

I’m with you on this Hallmark booklet. I hate stuff that condones inconsiderate behavior.

By: Onely

Onely — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 09:50:25 +0000

Those cards made me laugh, thanks. = ) CC

By: Sixty and Single in Seattle

Sixty and Single in Seattle — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 18:54:34 +0000

Yeah, Linda, where do I get those cards? I’m with you.

My current favorite which I bought just for me, because who will I send it to? is: Thanks for the party. I honestly thought I was invited.

By: Linda

Linda — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 14:53:39 +0000

Ugh…Frank Zappa’s daughter did a song called Valley Girl, this was years ago, and the lyric relevant to this Hallmark booklet goes like this: Gag me with a spoon. I much prefer the current series of cards starring the lovely, cigarette smoking, coffee and wine swilling Madge, some of whose priceless commentary are:Men are always whining about how we’re suffocating them. Personally, I think if you can hear them whining, you’re not pressing hard enough on the pillow. Or my personal favorite: Live your life in such a way that when that when your feet hit the floor in the morning…Satan shudders and says: Oh Shit, she’s awake! I like this humore stuff.