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Onely Hearts Valentine’s Day February 14, 2012

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My co-blogger Lisa and I historically have struggled with what to write for our Valentine’s Day post. As a blog about progressive singlehood, we feel we are expected to write something. But one can only write so many times about what a dumb holiday Valentine’s Day is, before one begins to bore oneself.

So this year we’re writing about the non-dumb side of Valentine’s Day, which is, of course, CANDY HEARTS!

I love those little chalky pastel-colored hearts, not only because they are calorie- and sugar-free (they dissolve so delightfully on the tongue, how could they contain anything but fizz and love?).  I also love how the classic candy hearts are printed with messages that range from sweet to desperate to creepy: Honey Bee. Cutie Pie. Sweet Love. Be good. My baby.  Hug me. Let’s kiss. All mine. Do me. (Ok, maybe not that last one.)

We need bags of hearts for each and every holiday, especially National Singles Week.  Oh yeah, an entire week’s worth of candy hearts! Poor one-day Valentine’s fans can suck it (literally).

Copious Readers, what words would you stamp on candy hearts for National Singles’ Week in September (I plan early)? We haven’t yet gotten much of a response from you on our request for Renga poems, so we’re going to keep poking away at your creative potential until it bursts forth. Like a geyser. Or a zit. Either will be fine.

Here are some suggestions off the top of my head, ranging from personal to political to dorky: Not alone. Equal pay. All families. Single mom. Single dad. Stop showers. Who’s selfish? Super solo. One fun. Not looking. Live alone. Cohabitate. Love too. Myth free. So fine.

–Christina

Photo credit: megaul

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1. onesie woman - February 14, 2012

I appreciate that you are paying proper respect to Valentine’s Day’s only redeeming element ( or should I say “International feel-sad-for-single-people day”…sheesh!) In terms of candy heart quips, how about “ridin solo” or “one for the money” (too long?) or “good enough” or “expensive and hard” (rather than cheap and easy…get it?…sigh). I don’t seem to be struck by a bolt of genious tonight.

Onely - February 16, 2012

Those are good–we can make our hearts big enough to fit any phrase. (Though “expensive and hard” might be a little bit obtuse, though maybe that’s just my brain. = ) )


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