You Might Be A Heteronormahole If. . . July 1, 2009Posted by Onely in Food for Thought, Heteronormativity, Just Saying..
Tags: heteronormahole, living alone, single house buying, single parents, solo dining
As our Copious Readers know, Onely invented the term “heteronormahole,” but we’ve never defined it — until now. So, in case you’re worried we’re talking about you (hint: if you’re reading this blog, this possibility is HIGHLY UNLIKELY), here’s a list to help you sort it out.
You Might Be a Heteronormahole If:
1. The first question you ask a person you haven’t talked to in some time is, “So, are you seeing anyone?” (you also might be a heteronormahole if this is the second question you ask).
2. You’re a waiter and you scowl when a one-top walks in. (more…)