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Honorary Onely Award: The Bronx State Supreme Court April 21, 2009

Posted by Onely in Honorary Onely Awards, single and happy, We like. . ..
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Onely is happy to report a refreshingly pro-single bit of news:

A New York woman has won a race-against-the-clock legal bid to harvest her dead fiance’s sperm.

Did you catch that? A SINGLE woman was allowed to harvest her fiance’s sperm after his sudden death!

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This was so surprising to us, in fact, that when Christina sent me this article a few days ago, she (ever-the-singlist-vigilant) wrote: “This would never be allowed if she were single.”

But … luckily for singles everywhere, Christina misread the article!

And so, we’re happy to grant the Bronx State Supreme Court an Honorary Onely Award for listening to UNMARRIED Ms. Marrero and allowing her to harvest her fiance’s sperm after his death (which, okay, we both find a little bit gruesome, but to each her own, right?). (more…)

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