Here honey, let me get that for you. . . July 18, 2008Posted by Onely in As If!, Everyday Happenings.
Tags: barbeque, out of control coupledom, pimples, zits
At a barbeque, I saw a woman sitting on her beau’s lap, popping his pimples between her index fingers. One after the other. Pop. Pop.
Now, you can say what you want about singles, but I don’t think you’ll ever see any single person sitting on someone’s lap, squeezing their zits.