Onely and Nut-sucking July 6, 2008
Posted by Onely in Great Onely Activities.Tags: cashews, single activities, single and happy
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I think Lisa intends to write something about how being Onely doesn’t mean not ever being lonely, or not ever considering a relationship, or not ever thinking it might be nice to find someone you truly connect with. True, true. But here is one of the many things that being Onely *does* mean: Onely means that you can open a jar of cashews and suck the salt off each nut one by one and put them back in the jar, and no one will call you on it or ask why the *f* you’re being so gross (it’s call a salt tooth–deal with it). –CC
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tee hee… and I had *no* clue what to expect based on the title of this post!!! too funny once again. 🙂 L
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